xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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g33kgasm:

icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

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notattoosdienaked:

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NO TATTOOS = DIE NAKED !

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notattoosdienaked:

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NO TATTOOS = DIE NAKED !

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shinraidekinai:

awwww-cute:

Went cayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

The username says it all^

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shinraidekinai:

awwww-cute:

Went cayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

The username says it all^

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joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

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